yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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