North Korea, Best Korea!
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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