Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
