I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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