I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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