Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
