I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
