think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I said "one day" and that day is not today
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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