Define "chronic" masturbator.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
handjob tips. give me some.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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