the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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