She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
pop tarts are not kleenex
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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