come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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