i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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