Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i think my cat just said my name.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Randomize
