Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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