How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Hippo gnu deer
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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