google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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