okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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