We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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