she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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