Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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