just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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