I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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