I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
