I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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