I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Randomize
