My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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