Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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