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i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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