Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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