i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
