theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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