piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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