Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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