But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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