We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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