That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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