i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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