Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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