Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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