The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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