you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i drank out of a bidet.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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