So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I am midnight drunk by noon
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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