CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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