Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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