Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Be still, my beating vagina.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Randomize