Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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