He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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