You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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