: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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