i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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